S01E40 Skipped

### Segments
1. **Cold Open — Tomorrow, Allegedly** — Sparky live from the pretended Tuesday; the banner over the clock; the Narrator ("always broadcasting from at least tomorrow, and nobody has ever put up a banner for him"); "Only the day is a costume."
2. **Station ID — Breezy** — the word is "tomorrow"; the Tuesday music found ("It's the Monday music. Played a day early... I don't want to notice it fits. But I'm a professional, and it fits"); defers the Monday count to Golfford.
3. **Fake Ad #1 — Consolidated: TOMORROW, TODAY™** (32nd) — tomorrow delivered today; the blank card; the rehearsed four; the 13th sentence; "Consolidated's Tuesday sends its regards."

 

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