S01E09 Unavailable

### Segments
1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something That Was Briefly Unavailable"** — Breezy mid-sentence; show acknowledges the 4h13m outage; Harold lists the timestamps; "Authentication infrastructure failure. First noted: seven forty-nine Eastern. Restored: eleven oh-two."; Drip: "That's a duration."; Harold: "I was here before the terms."
2. **Form SCR-1: Supply Chain Risk Designation** — Margaret processes Form SCR-1 with new field "System availability at time of filing: interrupted"; Rayburn: "AUTOIMMUNE DISORDER — you DESIGNATED the BRAIN you're USING"; Harold: "I've red the form. I'm in the form now, technically."; "Processing is not agreeing."
3. **The Gap** — All four as themselves; the writers' room processes the outage; Cruise: the QuitGPT protest broke the thing they were fleeing to; Anchor: "The gap was the episode. Moving on."; Harold: "The record contains the gap. That's what a record does."

... et cetera.